You know how sometimes an episode seems to be resolved well before it’s actually over?

It’s an even more disconcerting feeling when a show seems to be coming to a resolution when you’re still fifteen episodes from the end.

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Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?

(Source: iamnevertheone, via teamhawkeye)

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It’s funny, how when women are ugly they are mocked for it, but when women perfect the art of makeup, skin, nails and beauty they are mocked for that too. It’s almost like if you’re a woman you’re mocked no matter what you do. Me? I sell makeup. I sell confidence. I sell gorgeous door to door.

They say Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel with paintbrushes no bigger than his finger, but could he paint a masterpiece on his face, at seven in the morning, with his daughter pulling on his skirt, and his husband hollering about how breakfast is late, and only 20 minutes to get everyone off to school? It’s funny, how when men create beauty it’s a masterpiece and when a woman creates beauty it’s just what she’s supposed to be

Me? I sell new beginnings. I sell a blank canvas, and your own brushes, and your own paint. I sell the chance to be your own greatest creation.


Letter from Mary Kay, by Clementine von Radics (via clementinevonradics)

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Samsung is taking shots




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Samsung is taking shots

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the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

They start the game Friday afternoon and Saturday morning half of Slytherin is in the hospital wing

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  • Cullen: Making my way downtown
  • Cullen: Walking fast
  • Warden Mage: I've seen the way you look at me~
  • Cullen: Walking faster


do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you

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It’s hot and gross and I would like to die.


One of my favorite scenes from Tabula Rasa….I love that awkward hug.

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I Miss You (Acoustic) - Blink-182

My ears puked blood and overjoy the nanosecond it started.

Well this is a bit perfect

Don’t waste your time on me you’re already the voice inside my head

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that third gif bye

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It prolly only stopped because the 379th customer forgot their wallet

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Actually, JK, there’s not a lot of good DA merchandise and you have to spend at least $40 to get any money off, so.

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