look it’s fine if ur not religious omg it’s 100% ok but once u start telling people that their prayers are worthless, that God isn’t listening, that He is imaginary, that Jesus didn’t exist, that their religious texts are garbage, etc. then you’re a piece of shit shut up
— Our Necromancer
"Thick, lukewarm vomit" also comes to mind.
Seriously if I had to describe the tecture of oatmeal I’d just call it “poorly digested before you eat it” and leave it at that.
Maybe if I fall asleep I get to stop eating this. Maybe that’s the secret.
So I’ve been having trouble sleeping lately, and supposedly, eating oatmeal helps you fall asleep.
I really dislike eating oatmeal.
This better fucking work.