Jeremy Renner. Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

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I can’t believe I actually have a sassy gay friend who I talk about boys with and steal clothes from.

I wish my eyelashes were nice enough that I didn’t need mascara, and that I had mascara that didn’t always make it so clear that I’m wearing mascara.

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a cheese hat, probably

Well obviously, but what earrings do I wear to go with it?

I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m

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Ugh, me and Brandy’s second date is tonight and I have no idea what to wear.

There are really loud noises coming from my bathroom? Like the shower is running and the toilet is flushing at the same time. And have been. For the past ten or fifteen minutes at least. I don’t know what’s happening.

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1. selfie

11. are you listening to music right now?

Yep. I listen to music pretty much any time it’s socially acceptable to. Currently the song is “Jesus Christ” by Brand New.

59. why i joined tumblr

So I could stalk Danisnotonfire, actually. I haven’t watched a single one of his videos in like a year and a half, but that was why.