if you ever get the chance please kiss me just fucking do it just go straight for the smooch and take it
(Source: secyass, via casbutticus)
"Letters to God, Part II" by Angels and Airwaves has the best intro ever and I fucking love it.
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
Okay but if you’re enough of an asshole that people feel they have to leave the building rather than interact with you, there’s a problem, and you’re it.
isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life
(Source: cyberho, via iamwillington)
things i’m emotionally attached to
- the one pair of jeans that fit perfectly
- a specific pencil or pen
- that really comfy sweater
- super comfy underwear that makes your butt look good
- drinking out of one specific mug
(Source: amoying, via teamhawkeye)