dragonkittyintheanomaly:

vermofftiss:

dictatorofturtles:

Sitting on top of tables is one of the most satisfying things, I don’t even know why it just feels so perfect.

Sitting on top of tables increases happiness by 5000%. I wonder if anyone actually knows why.

we’re all cats in disguise?

(via casbutticus)

(Source: ezrr, via baconnegg)

dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

(via thewhisperedthing)

oh-earth:

wow im really tired of not being in a musical

(via catybird)

urinatings:

if you ever get the chance please kiss me just fucking do it just go straight for the smooch and take it

(Source: secyass, via casbutticus)

"Letters to God, Part II" by Angels and Airwaves has the best intro ever and I fucking love it.

Tags: my posts

clintbarttons:

clint turning towards natasha and steve in avengers 2:

"i know that shield’s gone and all but they’ll still pay for our health insurance right"

(via fiftyshadesofstony)

madmoll:

jokerofish:

Never over it.

Never forget.

(via nerdwegian)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via tuliey)

Okay but if you’re enough of an asshole that people feel they have to leave the building rather than interact with you, there’s a problem, and you’re it.

Tags: my posts

drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

(Source: cyberho, via iamwillington)

(Source: roobbstark, via iamwillington)

amoying:

things i’m emotionally attached to

  • the one pair of jeans that fit perfectly
  • a specific pencil or pen
  • that really comfy sweater
  • super comfy underwear that makes your butt look good
  • drinking out of one specific mug

(Source: amoying, via teamhawkeye)